How to Fly a Jet

“Mom, how long do you have to go to school?”

“Well, most people keep going to school until they are done with college. After that, you can decide if you want to keep going to school anymore.”

“After college I’m going to go to Jet school.”

“You know, Aunt Nessa went to Jet school, so she can help you get into a Jet school.”

“I know, Mom, but it’s going to be a while before I go- I need to finish college first.” (Thank you!) ” Plus,  you don’t really have to go to jet school to fly a jet.”

“Oh really?  What do you have to do, then?”

“You just have to send an email to the US Army.”

“What should the email say?”

“Dear US Army- I want to fly a Jet, please.”

Sounds good to me.  I’m sure the “please” will get the job done

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